My Best Friend:

You are my best friend
And I hope you will always be

We went together to kindergarten
And you shared your lunch with me

In school you did my homework
And defended me against tease

You told lies to my teachers
And clobbered yourself for me

You are my best friend

You took me with to parties
You passed the exam for me

You fetched me out of jail
Gave me a job and a home

You introduced me to my wife
And paid for our wedding

I was witness to your marriage
I am godfather for your children

And I want you to know
That
You are my best friend

I fucked your sister
And I fucked your mom

I fucked up their asses
And I fucked up their throats

Now I fuck your daughter
And now I fuck your wife

I fuck up their asses
And I fuck up their throats

And I hope you will never know
Because
You are my best friend