YOU'RE THE ONE

You feel well,
Need no drugs
But good parties
'cos you like being drunk.
If you feel tired
Tired or weak
There's your medicine cabinet
In which you're sunk.

You feel pure,
You believe in God
And preach against
A promiscuous life.
But you buy sex
You like it strong
And don't care about
Your wife and your children.

You're the one!
What have you done?

You believe
You're an animal friend
No cruelty to animals,
But lock up your budgie
And what's with your
Love for weapons
You shoot down the birds
And straying cats just for fun.

You support
Generously
Greenpeace and other
Environmental protections.
But you make your oil change
At night at the forest
And burn up old tyres
Down in your backyard

You're the one!
What have you done?

You're fat,
You're lazy
So comfortable
Can't get your ass off the seat
Use your car
To drive around
Just a few meters
For the cigarettes you need

You're the one!
What have you done?
You're a dumb shit!
You don't care a shit!
You're full of shit!
You're a piece of shit!
We don't need that shit!
Shit off!
You're the one!
What have you done?
Shit off!